Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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