I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize