i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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