Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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