WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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