She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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