Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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