did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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