STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize