Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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