I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He? As in you personified your dick?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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