that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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