if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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