You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
NoShamevember. You game?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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