I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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