Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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