omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She bit a glass in half.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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