She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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