I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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