U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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