Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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