And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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