you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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