the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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