I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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