when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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