If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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