Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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