is your mom at the bar?
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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