So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just had sex on a roof
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize