Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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