So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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