I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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