Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
