Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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