It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She's the barista slut.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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