im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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