We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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