This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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