On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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