I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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