we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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