I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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