i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
honey bunches of taint.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
