once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
