Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
