Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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