She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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