it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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