I'm drive I can fine osifer
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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