so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
wow bdsm is so cute
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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