the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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